Eleanor Berry is wearing red snakeskin stiletto boots and a grey
V-neck jumper. 'Terribly uncomfortable,' she barks in her rasping,
staccato voice which has, on her own account, been compared to
that of an elderly transsexual. 'I don't know how I ever managed
to walk in these. I did it just to please Bob. He liked me in
leather.'
Bob is the late Robert Maxwell, former proprietor of the Daily
Mirror. Miss Berry is the youngest of four children. Her father
is the former owner of two national newspapers. She is the maternal
granddaughter of the barrister and Lord Chancellor, F.E.Smith.
They first met at Maxwell's 43rd birthday party at Headington
Hill Hall, Oxford in 1966. Miss Berry was 16 and fell instantly
in love. 'I was smitten by his sexuality,' she says. 'I have never
seen such a beautiful man in my life. I didn't look at him face
on. The next time I saw him, I passed out.'
It was the start of a lifelong obsession. Miss Berry has devoted
her life to pleasing Robert Maxwell. When he read aloud to her
in Russian, she determined to learn the language to surprise him
(it took her six months). When she campaigned for him in the 1974
election, she threatened potential Tory voters with a stick and
after Maxwell lost his seat, she climbed up the town hall flagpole,
only with a stupendous effort and replaced the Union Jack with
the Red Flag.
To keep herself from harm, Miss Berry wears a locket containing
Maxwell's picture around her neck at all times. "I've always
been superstitous', she says.'
We are sitting in semi-darkness in Miss Berry's riverside flat
in Victoria, southwest London, drinking vodka and coke from sherry
glasses under a shelf crammed with the works of the Marquis de
Sade. We are discussing Miss Berry's memoir: 'Robert Maxwell as
I Knew Him', undoubtedly the most amusing book I have read all
year. The mirrored walls are packed with pictures of the man she
calls her 'god'; a set of his books line the shelves. 'If you had
seen him you would have dropped dead,' she assures me.
The light is on in the kitchenette, illuminating the largest
collection of pills this side of a Boots warehouse. On her bedroom
door someone has written in a large scrawling hand: Codicil to
Eleanor's Will in Kitchen - and indeed an envelope above the cooker
pronounces 'Originals of codicil to will and other documents.'
'The only thing that frightens me is illness,' Miss Berry confides,
dragging ambiguously on an ever present Consulate cigarette. In
her teens she suffered from Valium addiction and schizophrenia
and her book relates how she was eventually sectioned after she
bit the ear of a man who spelt "steppe" as "step"
on a cigarette case she had been given..
She suffers now from neither and despite an air of fragility
behind the kohl-rimmed eyes, Miss Berry is in fighting form. 'I'm
very happy being me,' she says, topping up her glass with a liberal
slug of Smirnoff.
It's not as if recent weeks have been easy: she has spent the
past month at Knightsbridge Crown Court listening to the trial
of Gida Ratner, the 25-year-old widow of Dr Victor Ratner, who
was accused of swindling £17,000 from Miss Berry. Dr Ratner
was a dear friend of Miss Berry's - her book relates how the pair
of them terrorised Ian Hislop after he insulted Maxwell in Private
Eye.
On Friday Mrs Ratner, who alleged in the witness box that she
had seen her husband and Miss Berry taking cocaine and morphine
together, was cleared. Miss Berry responded by describing the
widow as 'vile' and 'despicable'.
Miss Berry would love to talk about the trial but has been told
to remain silent. 'You will print that won't you? Miss Berry has
been forbidden by her father to talk about the Ratner trial and
naturally she must obey him.'
Her father is the only man whom Miss Berry does seem prepared
to obey. Normally she uses the precepts Maxwell taught her to
full effect. 'He taught me how to terrify people. Not that there
was any bullying in his house, in fact he was the kindest man
that I ever met.'
She admits, however, that he had mismanaged his pension fund.
'The man might have lost his marbles. He probably thought he was
playing with skittles instead of people's money. He had only one
lung so no blood was getting to the brain.' Maxwell, Miss Berry
is adamant, died accidentally. 'He went out the back of the boat
to be sick and fell overboard.'
Despite her long proximity to Maxwell (she lived at Headington
Hill Hall for a year after her landlady in Oxford, where she was
studying for A levels, threw her out) Miss Berry refuses to reveal
whether or not she had an affair with him.
She says she speaks to Betty about once a week and occasionally
sees Ian whom she prefers to Kevin. 'Recently I got very, very
drunk and mistook Ian for his father and there was a rather embarrassing
incident.'
Miss Berry reels off incidences of Maxwell's kindness to her
with dizzying speed. Why did he like you so much, I ask. She replies
with habitual honesty. 'Maybe because he saw a reflection of himself
in me: the vanity, avarice, ambition, not taking any stick from
anybody. He said to me one day "I have come to love you as
if you were my daughter."'
How did that make you feel? Pause for effect. 'It was as if
I had had a heroin injection.'
'I would not like to have been his wife,' she says. 'I always
want to wear the trousers in a relationship, I don't want to be
dominated.'
We are talking in lowered voices now, because Miss Berry's 'friend'
has come in and is sitting next to a life-size toy leopard in
the bedroom. Doesn't he mind the pictures of Maxwell, I ask. 'Yes,
but I say you wouldn't mind if I had pictures of Christ everywhere.
Bob is God. My man next door who looks after me is more important.'
Like a true believer, Miss Berry is quick to attack those who
besmirch Bob's memory. 'If anyone says anything, I say "your
opinions are based on despicable ignorance. If you ever mention
his name deprecatingly in front of me, be sure to get the worst."'
What do you mean by the worst, I ask nervously. Slowly, theatrically,
Miss Berry rolls her eyes and points a long fingernail at a picture
of the Kray twins on the wall. There is a silence and then she
lets out a blood-chilling cackle and leans back in her chair in
luxuriant delight.
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