Author's second edition, available in Russia.


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Excerpt
from The Ruin of Jessie Cavendish
Hermione
Heathcoate-Barrow, distinguished Headmistress of a girls' public
school, was the daughter of the Archbishop of Canterbury and a
certified religious maniac. She had no idea that a practical joke
had been played on her by one of the girls, who filled in a form,
giving her name and home address, stating that she wished to join
the Communist Party.
It was Saturday
morning. She was kneeling in her private chapel, praying out loud.
" 'Scuse
me, Miss."
The man she
saw was about twenty-five with inky black, shoulder-length hair,
secured by a Vietnamese mourning band.
"Miss
Heathcote-Barrow?" said the man, his voice loud and his accent
local.
"This
is she."
"I've
come about your application to join the Communist Party."
"I
beg your pardon?"
He pulled
out a form from his pocket, with her forged signature on it.
"This
is a shattering, thundering disgrace!" she shouted. "I
come from a family of upright muscular christians. I want nothing
to do with the Communist Party. Kindly leave."
"Oh,
don't be too hard on your poor comrade," said the unwelcome
visitor. "Let's forget our different beliefs. How about a
bunk-up?"
"A bunk-up? A bunk-up!" boomed the Headmistress.
She seized a heavy silver cross and brought it down with full
force onto the back of the communist's head. She turned away from
him and continued to pray.
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